February 2012
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It's so hard to lose weight when you're lazy and...
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I was at a local bar tonight.
Windsorites, you know it as Rockhead. A stranger was next to me by himself so after a couple of drinks I worked up the courage to ask him why, exactly, he was there by himself.
I enjoy talking to strangers so hearing his life story in a drunken slur made me feel like I had somehow changed his night, if at least a little bit. It was nice. Just without strings, no one hitting on anyone, no one...
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Mobbed.
What the fuck kind of show is this, Howie Mandel?! You just made this poor man go through a ridiculous dance audition and sit through your idiocy, made him believe that he has to prove to you that he deserves to meet his real father, after 37 years, for the first time. What the fuck is wrong with television. These gimmicks are ridiculous.
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People who cannot come up with any original...
It must get tiring uploading them without giving much of a thought, besides ‘this seems good’.
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I'm supposed to paint a piece as a housewarming...
She would prefer something abstract but I’m afraid that she’ll see past it and into the anger I’ve been feeling towards this whole situation as of late. Seeing as we don’t speak as often as we used to, and she was my maid of honour before I broke off the engagement. I want it to bring peace and calmness, I don’t want her wondering why she feels anger when she looks at...
princess-willomz:
Bon Iver // Minnesota, WI --...
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Much better today.
I honestly don’t understand myself. I was hysterical the other day and I’m fucking peachy today. I’m still just as angry with the same people for the same reasons but with a lot less irrationality. I’m calm and collected and know exactly where to focus my energy.
Oh the joys of sleeping and watching mindless TV shows.
my dad
dad: so guess what i did at work today
me: what
dad: i was talking with this client I'm working with and i farted, and the lady says 'did you just fart?' and i said 'no! thats my ringtone, one sec. *opens phone* hello? oh hey steve i cant talk right now i'll call you back'
me: (dying of laughter)
dad: IT WORKED.
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